sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN
HUMAN DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN

monobeartheater:

rairatrio:

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

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justur-averageteenager:

Legit my life.

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(via suspend)

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rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

(via fascinates)

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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(via ihills)

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neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

(via bullied)

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bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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